Saturday, October 25, 2008

PLAY FINCH NOW....or lynch lynch.


Jerimy Finch (noun) - The #1 high school football player in the great state of Indiana in 2006. Ranked #69th overall in the nation. 8th best safety...in the nation. Recieved offers from just about every school in the land. Took OUTTT our very own (Geoffrey) in the High School State Championship game (geoffrey was a camera man- they played the scene on the jumbo tron for atleast 3 minutes- best moment in my life). This kid signed a LOI with Florida then transferred back to play for the Hoosiers! He is sculpted like Zeus! He eats bullets for breakfast! He is BY FAR the best player on the team! He is....benched? for most of the season? wtf lynch? honestly... what do we have to do to get the point across to bill lynch? looks like it has to come to a geoffrey vs. finch faceoff for lynch to get the point. dumby. PLAY FINCH!
-T Life

Bill Lynch to #9: "I'd appreciate it if you made a big play for me, so that way people will continue to blinded towards my overall suckiness."

#9- "Uh, what?"

BL- "Pleeeeeeeease...?"

A nice W--no thanks to Mr. Lynch

1st quarter, 3rd and 6, Bill Lynch calls for a hand off up the middle to Marcus Thigpen.

Bill Lynch sucks.

Bill Lynch

Bill Lynch is a terrible football coach.

He couldn't win at Ball State, a MAC school. What makes you think he can win in the Big Ten?

We will be getting a new AD soon. Hopefully this new AD will realize how much of a terrible choice Lynch is for our football coach. What we need a is new up-and-coming coach. We are playing N'Western as I type this (and losing of course) and that is exactly what they have. Why can't we get a guy like this?

If anybody wants to argue that he is a good coach because he took us to a bowl last season, then you are an idiot. It was a talented team that had motivation beyond just making a bowl and that motivation had nothing to do with Lynch.

Indiana does not have the most talented team, and I wouldn't expect them to be very good anyways. But Bill Lynch prohibits them from ever being good.